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Birds Aren't Real
Birds Aren't Real
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Ever wonder why birds are always staring at you from the powerlines? Spoiler alert: they’re not just looking for crumbs. This shirt is for the brave souls who know the truth—birds are surveillance drones sent by the government to keep tabs on us.
Made for those who question everything, from the air you breathe to the birds you see, this shirt lets everyone know you’re not buying into the “nature’s beautiful” nonsense.
Key Features:
100% cotton, because your comfort is a government conspiracy too
Bold, snarky print that’ll leave people questioning their entire existence
Perfect for staring at the sky in disbelief and feeling superior to pigeons
Wear it and take flight (or don’t, birds don’t really fly, do they?).
Made for those who question everything, from the air you breathe to the birds you see, this shirt lets everyone know you’re not buying into the “nature’s beautiful” nonsense.
Key Features:
100% cotton, because your comfort is a government conspiracy too
Bold, snarky print that’ll leave people questioning their entire existence
Perfect for staring at the sky in disbelief and feeling superior to pigeons
Wear it and take flight (or don’t, birds don’t really fly, do they?).
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